Alex's bio!
1. What's your name and what do you play?
Alex, guitar
2. Do you listen to your own cd?
Occasionally
3. What's your dream job?
Owning a company that deals strictly with automotive performance.
4. If you work, where and what do you do?
I work at the zoo with my dad.
5. What hair products do you use?
Pert Plus and semen
6. What's in your cd player right now?
everything
7. What does your dream girl look like?
my girlfriend
8.When was the last time you did, or had your laundry done?
wtf?
9. What was the last thing you bought?
drugs
10. Who or what inspired you first to learn an instrument?
my brother
11. If these walls could talk, what would they say?
get the fuck out, you smell
12. What was the best concert you've even been to?
NFG at the HFStival
13. If you were an animal what would you be?
a monkey, you betta axe somebodaaaay (huggins)
14. Where's the farthest you've been from home?
greece
15. Where's the one place you wanna visit?
uranus
16. What shoes are you wearing right now?
socks
17. What car do you drive, and whats your dream car?
Camaro Z28, Camaro Z28/SS or Corvette Z06, as long as it's LS1/6 based.
18. What's in your wallet?
a condom, some marijuana, and three tickets to see sesame street live
19. What's your favorite...movie,TV show, book, band?
movie: rush hour 1/2, the mummy returns, blue streak, gone in 60 seconds, the fast and the furious,
tv show: everybody loves raymond, my wife and kids, yes dear, king of queens, rocketpower,
book: how to sup up your mom's old honda accord,
band: blink 182.
20. Who's your best friend?
i must decline to answer that question for fear that it might bite me
21. What's your favorite quote?
what's your fucking favorite quote?
22. Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?
yes
23. How do you feel about the # 2?
well, i'll give you two reasons why this question sucks (if that's legit?)
1) Fuck
2) You
24. What's your weirdest obsession?
feet
25. Any pet peeves?
feet
26. What's your worse habit?
feet
27. What's your favorite cartoon?
feet
28. How did you guys come together?
pete: "hey you wanna play?",
alex: "ok",
ryan: "ok",
rusty "ok".
29. How do you describe the members of your band?
hairy, sticky, ugly, smelly, happy, tastey, brutal
30. Does Rusty know thats not a tube top, it's a bandana?
rusty thinks that's his mom's underwear
31. Is Alex really Cornhollio(Beavis and Butthead)?
no, fucking no
32. Do you know Buddha?
do YOU know buddha?
33. What do you do on a Friday night?
stay as far away from you as possible...
34. What do you believe is the greatest invention ever?
the bidet
35. What do you think about dumb freshmans?
re-read question...enough said
36. What's your favorite place to play?
your pants
37. If you could have lunch with person, past or present,who would it be?
your dad 15 years ago, so i could warn him he's about to make a horrible mistake...
38. What words do you over-use the most?
none, i'm perfect
39. What do you think about "campaign finance reform"?
i think that cuba should be blown off the face of the planet...
40. Where do you get your clothes?
my drawers
41. Will you be together in 2005?
yes, we are the happiest band ever! we are in love, and no matter what! we're going to get married...
42. Would you wear plaid pants?
fuck...no...
43. Who's your favorite band to play with?
supergiant
44. What font /color do you use?
black and white cause that's my idea of racial harmony
45. What do you think of your street-team? Did you know you had a street-team?
street-what?
46. Why did you spend the time to fill out these questions?
why did you spend the time to write them?
47. What other equipment do you use?
my penis
48. Why are you better than Blink?
we're not
49. If you could have any wish, what would it be?
i wish that this stupid interview would end so i can go eat pork rhines and dig the lint out of my belly button...
50. Anything you wanna add?
to all of you readers out there i would like to say that i'm gay, i'd also like to add that i'm bad like your dad, and one more thing, you can't sing, oh yeah hey, i wrote some lyrics, heh, you're stupid, no seriously, what do you think about this???? um...how should i know what to say on certain days when you're down...i'm not perfect, i hate you...your balls are itching my chin, please get them off...
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