Ryan

Ryan's a cool front man, he rox the vox and guitar!

Ryan--->

Ryan's Bio!
1. What's your name and what do you play?
Ryan Keaton, I sing and play guitar

2. Do you listen to your own cd?
yes

3. What's your dream job?
To be in a successful, touring, rich band

4. If you work, where and what do you do?
I don't

5. What hair products do you use?
None

6. What's in your cd player right now?
NFG, FA, Shakira

7. What does your dream girl look like?
my girlfriend

8. When was the last time you did, or had your laundry done?
yesterday

9. What was the last thing you bought?
Blow up doll

10. Who or what inspired you first to learn an instrument?
My Uncle

11. If these walls could talk, what would they say?
"You Gay" (referring to me)

12. What was the best concert you've even been to?
Blink from five rows back

13. If you were an animal what would you be?
A fly so i can sit in bathroom stalls and yell at people and watch their reactions, and laugh at them when they fart.

14. Where's the farthest you've been from home?
Virginia

15. Where's the one place you wanna visit?
Ur Anus

16. What shoes are you wearing right now?
not wearing any

17. What car do you drive, and whats your dream car?
I don't have my license

18. What's in your wallet?
20 dollars, learners permit, ticket stubs

19. What's your favorite...movie,TV show, book, band?
movie: Star Wars,
TV show: simpsons,
Book: ?,
Band: Varies daily

20. Who's your best friend?
Varies daily

21. What's your favorite quote?
"Fuck you!" It's so damn effective

22. Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?
Hell yes, with all my heart

23. How do you feel about the # 2?
It's funny (get it... poop)

24. What's your weirdest obsession?

25. Any pet peeves?
what the fuck is a peeve. I only have a mouse and a dog.

26. What's your worse habit?
Temporay turrets... ( I yell "I'm Gay!)

27. What's your favorite cartoon?
Sponge Bob

28. How did you guys come together?
Circle Jerk

29. How do you describe the members of your band? Fat, Ugly, Stupid

30. Does Rusty know thats not a tube top, it's a bandana?
yes, he knows

31. Is Alex really Cornhollio(Beavis and Butthead)?
where the fuck did that come from

32. Do you know Buddha?
no

33. What do you do on a Friday night?
Take pictures of myself in the mirror... naked

34. What do you believe is the greatest invention ever?
Butt Plug

35. What do you think about dumb freshmans?
They are dumb

36. What's your favorite place to play?
Bathtub

37. If you could have lunch with person, past or present, who would it be?
Stupid question, NEXT!

38. What words do you over-use the most?
Fuck, Shit, and Fuck

39. What do you think about "campaign finance reform"?
What the fuck !?!?

40. Where do you get your clothes?
well, essentially from sweat shops

41. Will you be together in 2005?
Yes, hopefully

42. Would you wear plaid pants?
If I were gay, so yes i would

43. Who's your favorite band to play with?
Supergiant Md

44. What font /color do you use?
I don't have a computer

45. What do you think of your street-team? Did you know
you had a street-team?
We have one? SWEET!

46. Why did you spend the time to fill out these questions?
who knows

47. What other equipment do you use?
guitar
48. Why are you better than Blink?
we're not
49. If you could have any wish, what would it be?
That light sabers were real

50. Anything you wanna add?
Salute you Shorts